F**k, My Book is Less Than a Buck!

Want to help me reach new readers and get an orange bestseller flag in an obscure category on Spamazon? Gift my book to yourself and everyone you know. I think the limit is 4, but seriously, for less than the price of a latte at Starshmucks, you can help a gal realize a dream…”Bestselling author!”

You know, Mother’s Day is right around the corner and nothing says “I love you, Mom” quite like a humorously horrific tale of vampire redemption. Yes, I’m cheap, but I’m not easy.

Okay, I’m done with the high pressure sales pitch. I’m sure you can smell desperation all the way from your back porch in Lincoln, NE, so I’ll shut my pie hole.

Let’s see, what else is new and noteworthy? Well, I’ve had a few things published online. The links are below…

For a character Interview with Veronica the Vampire, click here.

I was interviewed on the Debutante Ball. I wasn’t wearing a fancy dress or dancing, but I did talk about reading Richard Ramirez, aka the Nightstalker’s, mail. Click here.

Last, but certainly not least, I was on a panel at the Get Lit Festival. Disrupting Stereotypes: Older Women in Contemporary Literature. Video Below.

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Would You Want to Live Forever?

Okay, like the rest of the world, I'm kind of caught up in the whole Twilight saga.  Vampires are everywhere--books, popular TV shows, and that whole Edward and Bella dilemma.  Granted, vampires are sexy, with the exception of this guy, who basically started the whole thing.

But, has anybody really thought about the ultimate problem of becoming one of the undead?  (Besides the fact that you have to suck blood in order to survive like a mosquito) Yes, you get to live forever.  Yes, you will remain young and good looking.  But, and there's always a but--you will see every mortal you've ever loved die.  Forever and ever.  So, either you will live a life of perpetual grief, or you will isolate yourself to tramp around the woods in some gloomy sun starved place to chase down furry woodland creatures for all of eternity.

No thanks.

What do you think?  Are you so intrigued by the world and its inhabitants that you want to stay here forever?  Do you like funeral wear?  Darkness?

Discuss.