Book Club Basket Giveaway!

To encourage people to pre-order my precious little book baby before she pops out into the world on November 5th, I’m sweetening the deal with a fabulous book club basket. What is a book club basket you ask? Well, it’s everything you need to host a book club with your friends or frenemies whether you are social distancing in the back yard or zooming it in the safety of your living room.

The basket includes…

Five signed copies of Forever 51

A custom made Forever 51 face mask to show the world how much you love menopausal vampires.

A Vampire Blood Candle, foaming hand soap and hand sanitizer from Bath and Body Works.

Two bars of chocolate, if I don’t eat them first. I’m kidding. I wouldn’t do that. On a Tuesday.

Some book lover items…mini book light, magnifier and bookmark. A journal to record the books you’ve read and a poster about the fifty books you should read in your lifetime. FYI, my book is not on the list, but I’m drinking milk and maybe one day…

Wine. Because who doesn’t like to drink wine while discussing LITERATURE?

Last, but certainly not least, I will Zoom into your book club discussion to either answer questions or stay awkwardly muted while you and your friends drink wine and eat the chocolate without me.

So what does one have to do to win all this fabulousness? Simply pre-order the e or print version of my book and then take a screen shot and send it to me via email. My address is, and don’t let it scare you…thedeathwriter at g mail dot com. (It is typed this way so that the spambots won’t inundate my inbox with offers for male sexual enhancements, porn or cleaning supplies.)

Or, you can sign up for my Pam Spam mailing list. Trust me on this, the emails are few and far between so I won’t be sending you my whimsical musings at four in the morning.

That’s it. Easy peasy lemon squeezy! There will be a drawing on my favorite day of the year, Halloween at 8pm CDT.

What are you waiting for?

You can Preorder my book baby today!!!

Both the print and ebook edition of Forever 51 are available for pre-order on Spamazon. The reason I want preorders is because when all those sales are fulfilled, there is the very real possibility that for one brief shining moment I will become a bestseller on Amazon and a little yellow flag will appear beside the title and from then on, I can say, "I'm a bestselling author." As an incentive, if you order my book, message me a screenshot of your purchase (the death writer @ gmail dot com), and I will send you a Forever 51 button to your actual mailing address. I'll even throw in a bookmark. You never know, these items could be worth more than a dollar one day!
Or you could just do it because you want to support an author. Or you like vampires. Or maybe you just like me.

Here's what author Billie Best had to say about Forever 51.
"I received an advance copy of this book and I'm delighted to report that it was a blast. The story was unexpected and pulled me right into the strange funny world of mother/daughter vampires, the hormonal mash-up of teenage girls and menopausal mothers, and the inevitable midlife quest for self satisfaction. Think Pulp Fiction with bad teeth. Pamela Skjolsvik brings together a riotous ensemble cast around themes of addiction, ethical sourcing, menopause and the need for forgiveness. The way she connects those realms is the twist that makes this book very cool and wholly original. Can't wait for the movie!"

Forever 51 has a Cover!

Big thanks to Fresh Design for making my book baby look pretty(dark and evil)! The only thing that's missing from my beautiful baby are blurbs. Until the accolades start pouring in, I guess this one will have to do...
"Pamela Skjolsvik. I don't really know her, but she seems really freakin' creepy." Steven King, cashier at the Dollar Tree 

FYI, there will be a sweet incentive to pre-order Forever 51, so when I get that link towards the end of the month, I'll tell you what it is. What does that mean? It means that you need to subscribe to The Official Spamalot Club so that you can stay in the loop! And tell your friends! Seriously. Tell your friends to join the club.
Here's the link. I dare you to click on that link. I can’t promise you anything other than a mailed bookmark or sticker, but there could be a ding dong ditch in your future if you play your cards right.

Don’t just do something, sit there!
Pamela